The_Guru. Is he a Mong Magnet? We were in Yummy Mummy Central (AKA Starbucks) today and the resident window licker came with a sandwich for Infiltrator calling out Guru's name (he paid), she having given him his butty took the name sticker off the plate and placed it on the one below, she wandered off calling out Guru's name instead of the name of the person who's sandwich it was, I pointed this out to her (politely) and she presumed I was taking the mick and gobbed off! Guru then tried to explain were she had gone wrong, Mong chops then gobbed off at him. This was a mistake! He ridiculed said Mong until it scuttled off, laugh I nearly shat! His closing comment was "Are you the manageress? No, then do one before I speak to her" she replied "I'm confused" he closed with "no shite" Now the problem is, every time we go out together we are involved in a Mong related drama! Yet when itâs just me and Infiltrator, nothing, not a thing?