Hello my internetshire chums. Recently I've noticed we seem to be targeting our own with our bile, insults and offers of carpark violence so I feel we should get back on track and aim our collective nastiness back to where it belongs. The British public and celebrities. Last week I couldnt help but raise a smile at the news that child killer Mark Bridger had met the D wings very own Diego Montoya and was left with a nice pair of soiled shreddies, some unwanted body modification and the realisation that his life will be an endless gauntlet run of avoiding razors melted into toothbrush handles. Couple that with Ian Brady being told he will not be allowed to feel deaths sweet release and it really was a good news week. Lets keep the feel-good factor going by So should you find a news story about Footballers posting pictures of themselves on Twitter with a loo brush in their anus, former glamour models noshing off unlicenced cab drivers to pay their fare or a story from some ugly middle-aged bint claiming Roger Decorsey gave them a tobacco stained finger fuck at the Royal Variety Performance in 1982 post it here so we can all point and laugh. Crack on cunts.