The worst thing youve been told by the opposite sex

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  1. Whats the worst thing you've ever been told by a member of the opposite sex - preferably (but not exclusively) during acts of a sexual nature.


    i'll start the ball rolling:

    "you're shite"

    In my defense though it was after several beers, a couple of shots of sambuca, a fair few vodkas and a bottle of wine.
     
  2. Cow

    Cow LE

    I'm pregnant
     
  3. It doesn't fit inthere...
     
  4. " I do ".
     
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  5. Dunno, she couldn't get her words out due to the hysterical laughter.
     
  6. "Stop fingering me and put your dick in!"

    That told me.
     
  7. "God that was amazing. Oh, did I tell you, Im you're niece."
     
  8. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    Wake up, you should have been back in Crowfoot an hour ago :lol:
     
  9. Ooh. A BATUS quote. What was her name?
     
  10. "I could tell that you were in anaesthetics.......Didn't feel a thing"!



    fastmedic
     
  11. Spanish_Dave

    Spanish_Dave LE Good Egg (charities)

    which one, Barbara to start with
     
  12. After enquiring as to why she had a school uniform over the back of a chair in her bedroom-

    Because I'm 15 and still at school......

    Fortunately asked the question before it was too late. I was considerably younger than I am now and I did meet her in the pub where she was swilling pints like thy were going out of fashion.
     
  13. I fire blanks 8O
     
  14. She said she loved ME :wink:
     
  15. Different women? or did you just pick one with multiple presonalities?