The worst thing a woman can do?

#1
Ive just followed a female colleague of mine into the shared bogs, the dirty c*nt didnt flush the bog properley and the red duster was still floating in the bog and the whole place stank of menstrual blood. Dorty b*itch! Nearly made me bring my three pints of John Smiths and fish and chip lunch back up. Got me thinking, whats the worst thing a woman has ever done to you or youve seen done?
 

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#2
Marry me.
 
#3
Similar experienece. When I was a student, a girl left the bloddy tampon applicator in the windowsill, and the same week left some chicken livers on top of the fridge to defrost.

Note- when I said the same week I mean for a week.
 
#4
Thgread brings back back unpleasnat memories of only a fornight ago . . . a girl I had round flushed her tampon down the bloody toilet blocked the whole thing up and I had to fish around for about ten minutes unblocking it with a coat hanger to unblock it . . .
 
#6
Say yes when you drunkenly propose marriage.
 
#7
similar tampon incident. Bed a friends friend, she nips out for a second to dispose of tampon, we do the dirty, she then leans over and asks if I have a tampon (!!!???). Surprisingly enough I don't so she kindly spills her evilness all over my £40 White Co. sheets. I couldn't give a fcuk about the blood, but those sheets were pure egyptian cotton.
 
#8
Come storming into the bathroom when your having a bath and send a smelly, putrid log round the u-bend, and go straight back out leaving a god-almighty stench... what the feck do they eat??
 
#10
go shopping and not buy any beer or pringles,they should be put up against a wall and shot for that fcuking shocker! :x
 
#13
In my own humble experience the worst thing a woman can do is track you down after a one night stand, find out where your parents live and call them up to say what a tosser who are for doing a runner from a cheap motel in the morning and lumbering her with the bill.

Tip: Never leave your mobile switched on when shacked up with a bint.

My old Pa was proud though. I am sure I saw some pride in him for holding up the family traditions when we last met for ale.
 
#16
jibman said:
go shopping and not buy any beer or pringles,they should be put up against a wall and shot for that fcuking shocker! :x

She probably DID buy beer and pringles...but no bird worth her salt is going to tell you where she hid them! Get real :D
 
#17
Say no under some circumstances and yes under others.

Attend work in flimsy summer clothes, all blonde and pink and slightly sweaty when you've always been used to thinking of her as the little modern apprentice since she started in your office 3 years ago. That's been a f*cking shocker, let me tell you!
 
#19
bigbird67 said:
jibman said:
go shopping and not buy any beer or pringles,they should be put up against a wall and shot for that fcuking shocker! :x

She probably DID buy beer and pringles...but no bird worth her salt is going to tell you where she hid them! Get real :D
she,s still living big bird,so she hasn,t performed this hideous crime yet.my first slave did though and she lives under the patio now. 8O
 
#20
Attend work in flimsy summer clothes, all blonde and pink and slightly sweaty when you've always been used to thinking of her as the little modern apprentice since she started in your office 3 years ago. That's been a f*cking shocker, let me tell you!
I like the cut of your jib sir!.
 

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