The worst song ever written?

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  1. This is my nomination, can anybody suggest an even crappier tune?

  2. 'There's no-one quite like grandma' by the St Winifred's School Choir.
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  3. I nominate this.
  4. Aga-doo or whatever it is called. Makes my teeth itch.
  5. Thankyou Carrots for not posting a link.

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  6. Mr_Fingerz

    Mr_Fingerz LE Book Reviewer

    Any, and every, thing written by John Winston Lennon in his post-beatles period. But especially "Imagine".
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  7. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    anything by that shower of wnakers U2.
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  8. Anything by Timmy Mallet.

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  9. Keith Harris and Orville didn't exactly set the charts on fire................
  10. For sheer depth and intensity of lyrics.....

    How about No No, No No No No, No No No No, No No, There's No Limits

    Are Barbie Girl by Aqua
  11. That one by the crash test dummies! Mind numbingly shite!
  12. Doop by Doop.
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  13. LancePrivateJones

    LancePrivateJones LE Book Reviewer

    The Floral Dance, not the Brighouse & Rastrick version (bad enough IMO) but the fucking awful Terry Wogan cover.

    Plus, 'You're The One That I want' from Grease performed by Arthur Mullard and Hylda Baker. Possibly the most embarrasing Top of the Pops ever made.

    Don't get me started about 'O Superman' by Laurie Anderson which inexplicably got to number 2 back in the 1980s.