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the worst names ever! i have one of them

#1
my mother must of disliked me from the moment she saw my prune like infant form as she gave me one of the longest most retarded names i've ever had the misfortune to hear! obviously to protect my identity i have removed my christian and sir names but it goes something like this....

mary, elizabeth, houston, mckinnis, cambell, milligan, smirthwaite.

i mean what the fcuk is that about?

have you heard of any names equally as bad either in length or just pure vulgarness?
 
#6
she gave me some cr ap about how these names had been passed through generations! she failed to explain how my brother and sister managed to avoid it and receive normal names which would prevent them being bullied for being a freak!

i think i may possibly be the black sheep!!!
 
#7
I was lucky I wasn't born on Nelson's birthday my mother was intending to call me 'Horatia Louise' if I burst onto the scene on that day.
 
#9
deed poll change your names problem solved .There was a septic airman who changed his name to optimus prime which is a bit silly imho but no need
to keep a name you hate .
 
#12
princess??? listen love i hate to break it to you but if you were ever called princess it was by your dodgy kiddy fiddling uncle who may i add, only called you princess and bought you sweets to stop you telling mummy your secret! sorry to shatter your delusions!

blondy :)
 
#13
lawstudent said:
i dont have a birth certificate my parents forgot to register me

LOLOl go away you walt if they didnt register you they wouldn't have got all their benefits for you you wouldnt have got aything..so just stop it and go away
 
#15
It is my intent to name my brood after battle honours, for example 'Sebastian Lucius Sahagun 21st December 1808 ********' or if it's a girl 'Lucinda Annabel Quatre Bras 16th June 1815 ********'.
 
#16
lawstudent said:
what benefits are you real .
they dont give you them in the miltary , you work 24/7 365 days a year to provide for your children.

you only get benefits if you dont work
you stupid stupid person how do you get a national health card, register with a doctor child benefits if you are not registered you do not exist...oh how i wish that was true
 
#18
lawstudent said:
you dont have benefits given to you in the miltary , you work 24/7 365 days a year to provide for your children.

i forgot child benefit what a joke it does not even cover enough money to buy a pair of shoes for your children

you only get real benefits if you dont work
Haven't you ever heard of family allowance? Or did your mum spend it all on booze and fags
 
#19
canteen_cowboy said:
lawstudent said:
what benefits are you real .
they dont give you them in the miltary , you work 24/7 365 days a year to provide for your children.

you only get benefits if you dont work
you stupid stupid person how do you get a national health card, register with a doctor child benefits if you are not registered you do not exist...oh how i wish that was true
Also it is an offence not to register a birth - I think the penalty is a £300 fine..............
 

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