The worst lies - greatest disappointments.

#2
'Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime'

ranks alongside BBR and his promise of suicide
 
#3
"Things can only get better!" (Dum dum dum and cheesy '90s synth..)

Or, is that Current Affairs?

:evil:
 
#4
"We can still be friends" a lie at the time but it ended up being true (still pretty dissapointing though)
 
#10
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

No you fcuking don't.
 
#11
"You have my full support"

"We have every confidence in you"

"He / She is just a good friend"

"Who's that on the phone?" "Oh no-one in particular, just a mate"
 
#13
" I have in my hand this piece of paper which Mr Hitler......................
 
#17
We'll be there to fix it first thing tomorrow morning madam - Every service company.

I would have rung darling, but no signal - Every man

You've never had it so good - Supermac, 1960's
(Actually that probably was true - but then we grew up!)
 
#18
"Its not you, its me. You're smart and funny and cute, but i'm not ready for a relationship." trollop.
 
#19
worst lie.........................co-erced into believing in father christmas.

greatest disappointment.......................getting a chipper instead of a chopper bike,fcuking gutted i was. :cry:
 
#20
"Its not you, its me. You're smart and funny and cute, but i'm not ready for a relationship." trollop.
 

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