The worst lies - greatest disappointments.

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  1. I propose:

    "I'll get up early and make your breakfast."
  2. 'Tough on crime, tough on the causes of crime'

    ranks alongside BBR and his promise of suicide
  3. "Things can only get better!" (Dum dum dum and cheesy '90s synth..)

    Or, is that Current Affairs?

  4. "We can still be friends" a lie at the time but it ended up being true (still pretty dissapointing though)
  5. Frenchperson " I'm Leaving this site never to return!" but it always does.

    Oh and the classic "Im on the pill"
  6. The cheque is in the post.Gets me every time.
  7. Geordie has a job interview.
  8. "there will be no redundencys this year" got that one twice
  9. "I won't come in your mouth"
    And then giving her a pearl necklace instead.
    Quell disappointment. :twisted:
  10. "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."

    No you fcuking don't.
  11. "You have my full support"

    "We have every confidence in you"

    "He / She is just a good friend"

    "Who's that on the phone?" "Oh no-one in particular, just a mate"
  12. Mongo

    Mongo LE Reviewer

    "I can tell you, there won't be a hurricane tomorrow.."
  13. " I have in my hand this piece of paper which Mr Hitler......................
  14. "Gordon Brown will lead this country and take this country forward"

    To the dark ages?
  15. "free passage on the ss titanic - the worlds only unsinkable ship"