The Worst ever excuse

Bloody foreigners. Coming over here. Nicking our knickers etc etc.
 
What ever happened to good old British excuses like "I fancied a **** in your knickers".
 
Furriners, they're all *******. Not like us British.
 
It's not on that he stole jewellery, her camera and phots. As for wearing her underwear? There must have been something of a Royal Marine about him.
 
Bloody Johnny Foriegner scum.... he should be made to wear a pink boiler suit when he is deported back to Latvia.....
 

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Typical bloody foreign pervert. Tights for Christ's Sake! Didn't she have any stockings and sussies?? Foreigners, can't even perv properly! And black knickers and a white bra!!!! Really???
 
I once had a **** into my mates mums tights because my nob was cold.

Catching the bus to college next day I threw them on the roof of the bus shelter without him seeing.

Before the bus arrived they were blown off and landed near us. Euugh what the **** is that he said...**** knows and shuffled away...

Your mums tights full of **** would have caused a stir.
 
I once had a **** into my mates mums tights because my nob was cold.

Catching the bus to college next day I threw them on the roof of the bus shelter without him seeing.

Before the bus arrived they were blown off and landed near us. Euugh what the **** is that he said...**** knows and shuffled away...

Your mums tights full of **** would have caused a stir.
Are you mad ? You'd would of got about £50 if you flogged them on tinternet ,or through a porno mag.
 
I once had a **** into my mates mums tights because my nob was cold.

Catching the bus to college next day I threw them on the roof of the bus shelter without him seeing.

Before the bus arrived they were blown off and landed near us. Euugh what the **** is that he said...**** knows and shuffled away...

Your mums tights full of **** would have caused a stir.
And probably a broken nose on your part. After all, its usually your 'hardest' mate's mum that you fantasize over!
 
He would have got away with that excuse if he had worn my ex-Doris' knickers.

They made Bridget Jones' undercrackers look like something from Agent Provocateur.
 
Hope they took him in wearing the gear. Cheer up the DS anway.
 

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