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The worst Aussie side in years!

#1
This has got to be the worst side to tour England in years!
I can see an advert in the papers in the next few days for Aussies who to know how to bat & bowl!

If you know an Australian ring them up!!!!
 
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goatrutar

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#2
Australian cricket is shit. Unsportsmanlike cunts. Cricket used to be a gentlemans game.
 
#3
If they spent as much time practising their cricket as they do with getting hair transplants and blond highlights they might make good, the poofs.
what is it with aussies and baldness?
 
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goatrutar

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#4
If they spent as much time practising their cricket as they do with getting hair transplants and blond highlights they might make good, the poofs.
what is it with aussies and baldness?
I've no fucking idea. Personally, I couldn't give a fuck if I went bald.
 
#10
I couldn't understand at first why we didn't get them to bat again. Call me an old cynic but its to do with the moneymen. I live just up the road from Lords and as such have been going to county and test matches for years. I have got know a few of the staff over the years. Once I was at a county game and it was raining, I asked this old west indian steward why they didn't come off and put the covers on, he explained that if less than twenty overs were played they would have to give a ticket refund. Sure enough after the twenty overs, play was stopped and everyone went home. Magnify that to the scale of the ashes. TV rights/bar sales and all of the rest Of money that is involved and the mind boggles. If we had gone for the follow on it could well have been all over by tomorrow morning.

Maybe I am talking rubbish but that's my take on things.
 
#18
The Poms had the bowlers bail them out of strife, like we did first test.

The DRS makes it interesting for viewers, but it does have the downside of players living on a prayer using it, and then seem 'unsportsmanlike' when the decision goes against them.

I'm not writing us off just yet. There's still plenty of cricket to be played.
 

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