The Worrier

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  1. Tom had been a compulsive worrier for years until he found a way to overcome this problem. His friends noticed the dramatic change.

    "What happened?" asked Doug. "You don't seem to be worried about anything anymore."

    "I hired a professional worrier for $1000 a week." Tom replied. "I haven't had a single qualm since."

    "A thousand a week!" said Doug. "How the hell are you going to pay him?"

    "I don't care. That's his fucking problem."