The worlds shortest fairy tale.....

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  1. Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying,

    "Lie to me! Lie to me!" :D
     
  2. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Why would she do that? :?


















    he's a man, would lie anyway.
     
  3. Ok and I suppose he wouldn't do as he was told either :wink:
     
  4. old_fat_and_hairy

    old_fat_and_hairy LE Book Reviewer Reviews Editor


    Oh, I would! Every time. :p
     

  5. wood ha ha sorry ill get my coat.
     
  6. Haha lol, this is the shortest ever:

    5.56 drank beer after fitness training while posting on arrse gets so pished falls asleep on his keyboard.