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The World's Greatest Theme Park

Kunta's Kabin. The Slave Years.

Spend 8 weeks with 400 other people, chained to a wall in a dark, 5ft tall cellar. A cup-a-soup a day, and no bogs.

Last one breathing gets free entry next time.
 
The Manson family finger painting room where you drop the kiddies off during your stay, only colours available are various shades of red.....
 
The Brexit Room, styled in the form of a padded cell, where you get your fill of fast food served by Arrse's multiple winner of SPOTY Bagl0ck, whilst listening to dull ramblings about Brexit
 
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The Brexit Room, styled in the form of a padded cell, where you get your fill of fast food served by Arrse's multiple winner of SPOTY Bal0ck, whilst listening to dull ramblings about Brexit

Do I get to roar Heidi Allen and fill her in with a ball pein hammer afterwards? I draw the line at Anna Soubery.
 
Natural Disaster World.

Be amazed as your tour bus is washed away in the Tsunami zone.
Scream with real fear as the Pic-Nic area is swallowed up in the Earthquake zone.
Laugh as you watch another familly fly past in the Twister zone.
Watch with wonder as dad tries to drive through the Forest Fire Zone.
 
The Iranian Embassy balcony room. Sit with your hands tied. Can you survive a hail of flashbangs, Them slotting anyone remotely dusky, then get out before the burning curtains set everything alight?
 

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