A protective helmet for wobbly walkers and crawlers that's cute and comfortable, too! This advanced baby helmet is made of high-tech foam that absorbs impacts and cushions falls, without bulky padding. Its breathable lining keeps little heads cool. Helmet adjusts to fit kids 8-20 months. Thanks to its adjustability and material, No-Shock adapts to the shape of your child's head
What a load of utter tosspotology, nippers bounce and they cry when hurt, ergo they will try in future not to fall and hurt themselves, OK its a bit of a learning curve for the wee fuckers but it gets results in the end, lets just let the world roll on as it always has.
Clearly there's a demand for baby body armour though, scousers will now be able to mistreat their babies with the confidence that they won't end up dead and have the front of their council flat turned into a shrine by tabloid-reading grief whores.