The Worlds Cleverest Invention. What do you think?

#1
My choice, the Thermos flask coz if you put hot stuff in it stays hot, and if you put cold stuff in it stays cold.
Not very bright you may say.........but how the fcuk does it know what to do???
 
#3
Cleverest invention? More like the worlds saddest joke. How old is that one?
 

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#4
Plant-Pilot said:
Cleverest invention? More like the worlds saddest joke. How old is that one?
Friday evening blues Plant?

No one going to play with you? Give the boy a chance, at least he is trying to be cheerful. :wink:
 
#5
At my age it seems like you've heard every joke there is... so okay, some marks for effort, but it would be nice to hear one I haven't heard.

Or is it just me turning into a grumpy old man? I do hope so, could be fun :wink:
 
#6
So is it the computer? Electricity? No, i would have 2 say its the bike
BRITAIN is a nation built on two wheels!!
 
#7
The wheel. Because my CD player would not work without them.

SK
 
#10
jonwilly said:
Get ya self a new HOT water bottle, sum of us are are like toast of a morning.
john
Is yours one of those clever thai hot water bottles that also makes the tea?

lancslad
 

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#12
Didosdadsdogsdead said:
My choice, the Thermos flask coz if you put hot stuff in it stays hot, and if you put cold stuff in it stays cold.
Not very bright you may say.........but how the fcuk does it know what to do???
Thermos is all well and good but there is always going to be some pillock who thinks "it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold? Great, I'll put in 2 cups of tea and a choc ice!"
 
#16
The front opening bra
A boon and a godsend to clusmy teenagers and drunken squaddies alike
 
#17
Didosdadsdogsdead said:
My choice, the Thermos flask coz if you put hot stuff in it stays hot, and if you put cold stuff in it stays cold.
Not very bright you may say.........but how the fcuk does it know what to do???
It doesn't work. The tea was cold and my ice-cream had melted. :wink:
 
#18
EDV=IT said:
The front opening bra
A boon and a godsend to clusmy teenagers and drunken squaddies alike
How many drunk Squaddies will still fumble at the back for an hour before chosen bird decided to infor him - "It at the front - IDIOT!"
 
#20
The pump-handle wine opener. No matter how sh!tfaced, one can always manage to "squeeze and pull."
 

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