Fair enough. In fact there is no news at the moment - so you've definitely missed nothing.
The male reporter finished his report with the words ‘...modern bridges just should not collapse like that.’ I had to run it through my mind a couple of times but no he was not being sarcastic or nasty or anything else. He actually told viewers that modern bridges should not be collapsing.
Amazing. I switched over to motogp re runs whilst waiting for my daughter to finish her snooze.