The woman and the frog

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Dwarf, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A woman was out playing golf one day when she hit the ball into the woods. (again...). She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

    The frog said to her, 'If you release me, I'll grant you three wishes.'

    The woman freed the frog and it said, 'Thanks. I forgot to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'

    The woman thought for a moment then said, 'That's okay. For my first wish I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world.'

    The frog warned her, 'You do realise that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

    The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

    So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

    The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. .....And he will be ten times richer than you!'

    The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

    So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world....

    The frog then asked for her third wish and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'


    So, KAZAM - she has a heart attack ......


    ....and her husband has one ten times milder than hers :D


    Moral of the story : Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show. :D
     
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  3. haha very good