The winter w@nkers thread

#1
It's that time of year when winter w@nkers first appear, usually the first are spotted on the roads;
  1. Driving in the dark on sidelights like glow worms arrses
  2. The ones whose car windows are all misted up in the Nissan micra, do they turn the fan off completely or set it on recirc? Phuck knows

And the pedestrian version, out in the ice and snow in his shorts like a throbber
Any more round your way?
 
#2
To the hole!
 
#7
It's that time of year when winter w@nkers first appear, usually the first are spotted on the roads;
  1. Driving in the dark on sidelights like glow worms arrses
  2. The ones whose car windows are all misted up in the Nissan micra, do they turn the fan off completely or set it on recirc? Phuck knows

And the pedestrian version, out in the ice and snow in his shorts like a throbber

Any more round your way?

One head light, [generally the drivers side] on full beam
 
#8
It's that time of year when winter w@nkers first appear, usually the first are spotted on the roads;
  1. Driving in the dark on sidelights like glow worms arrses
  2. The ones whose car windows are all misted up in the Nissan micra, do they turn the fan off completely or set it on recirc? Phuck knows

And the pedestrian version, out in the ice and snow in his shorts like a throbber
Any more round your way?
Every Friday or Saturday night in Newcastle, no matter what the temperature, they'll have next to no clothes on, as for driving, the same pricks in wintertime are the same pricks in summer.
 
#10
Absolutely love drivers who come to a complete stop at an empty roundabout.:pissedoff::pissedoff:
 
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#11
Don't forget the twats driving around with their goddamn foglights on.......
I have noticed a what can only be a new annoying trend for idiots - just putting there front fogs on , not side lights . Utterly pointless to anyone behind as you have no lights on back . Seems to be a youf/sub 30 thing .
 
#13
It's that time of year when winter w@nkers first appear, usually the first are spotted on the roads;
  1. Driving in the dark on sidelights like glow worms arrses
  2. The ones whose car windows are all misted up in the Nissan micra, do they turn the fan off completely or set it on recirc? Phuck knows

And the pedestrian version, out in the ice and snow in his shorts like a throbber
Any more round your way?
The invisible cyclist. Last week one crossed in front of me at 7am, no lights, dark clothing and wearing shorts, the feckin' numpty.
 
#16
I have noticed a what can only be a new annoying trend for idiots - just putting there front fogs on , not side lights . Utterly pointless to anyone behind as you have no lights on back . Seems to be a youf/sub 30 thing .
They aren't front fogs. Those are driving lights or daytime running lights.
Supposed to be a legal requirement for all new cars since 2011.
 
#17
as for driving, the same pricks in wintertime are the same pricks in summer.
True, but you can see them better.

Feckin full beam on all the time is my bête noire. Seems far more common out here in the sticks than inside the M25. I counted 7 in just under a mile.
 
#19
They aren't front fogs. Those are driving lights or daytime running lights.
Supposed to be a legal requirement for all new cars since 2011.
Whats the point in that? Just leaves them open to misuse by idiots , putting them on instead of side lights meaning you have lights front and back in poor visability .

So no doubt they were thought up as a safety measure buts whats wrong with just having your side lights on as the back are on as well ? Sounds like its actually less save as you leave people with the option to just have the front on and not the back .

Nanny state interference bollocks.
 
#20
Whats the point in that? Just leaves them open to misuse by idiots , putting them on instead of side lights meaning you have lights front and back in poor visability .

So no doubt they were thought up as a safety measure buts whats wrong with just having your side lights on as the back are on as well ? Sounds like its actually less save as you leave people with the option to just have the front on and not the back .

Nanny state interference bollocks.
The lights come on when you start the engine and stay on until you switch the lights on. Makes a moving car much more visible in the day time apparently.

Cretins that drive in the dark without turning their lights on are , well cretins.

Oh and tossers who retro fit the things and don't wire them up properly so they stay on when the headlights are on are stupid fucks.
 

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