The winter w@nkers thread

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Stavanger, Nov 9, 2017.

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  1. It's that time of year when winter w@nkers first appear, usually the first are spotted on the roads;
    1. Driving in the dark on sidelights like glow worms arrses
    2. The ones whose car windows are all misted up in the Nissan micra, do they turn the fan off completely or set it on recirc? Phuck knows

    And the pedestrian version, out in the ice and snow in his shorts like a throbber
    Any more round your way?
     
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  2. To the hole!
     
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  3. CplFoodspoiler

    CplFoodspoiler War Hero Book Reviewer

    I have a feeling this will not end well.
     
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  4. Maybe they are just harder than you?
     
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  5. Steak and Kidney Pudding,carrots and runner beans.
    1995 Merlot.
     
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  6. Don't forget the twats driving around with their goddamn foglights on.......
     
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  7. One head light, [generally the drivers side] on full beam
     
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  8. Every Friday or Saturday night in Newcastle, no matter what the temperature, they'll have next to no clothes on, as for driving, the same pricks in wintertime are the same pricks in summer.
     
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  9. BMW drivers.
     
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  10. Absolutely love drivers who come to a complete stop at an empty roundabout.:pissedoff::pissedoff:
     
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  11. I have noticed a what can only be a new annoying trend for idiots - just putting there front fogs on , not side lights . Utterly pointless to anyone behind as you have no lights on back . Seems to be a youf/sub 30 thing .
     
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  12. But it' well cool init
     
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  13. The invisible cyclist. Last week one crossed in front of me at 7am, no lights, dark clothing and wearing shorts, the feckin' numpty.
     
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  14. and start bone threads.
     
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  15. Yep, dark-clothed pedestrians. Always a winner.
     
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