Oh, golly gosh, I cant remember the last time I was so excited since I had the scarlet fever and Matron gave me a cold enema. The TUC wants to send Spiderman up Big Ben to show us all how they are hard done by? Heh. One assumes they have conducted a H&S audit and have their risk assesment filed? Because sticking fat whining pen-pushers up Big Ben is going to be a tough gig on a good day. But in spandex tights and a gimp mask? When their only training is dressing up as a girl for Comic Relief? Shit. I worry about our fee on this one Hillary, I really do.