The Winalot Diet

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  1. I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

    A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

    On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

    I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

    I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

    Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

    I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the road licking my private bits and a car hit me.

    I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

    Stupid moo..........why else would I buy dog food??

    The above copied from elsewhere and not my work but thought it deserved reposting here.
     
  2. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    It's funny I know, but how many times is this going to appear.
     
  3. Sorry chaps. Didn't see it had been posted already.

    I'll close the door on my way out.
     
  4. at least he didnt say hed made it up or actually did it!
     
  5. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Fair point. This actually happened to 87 people that I know.
     
  6. First time I've seen it & it made me spit coffee over the keyboard................