The Winalot Diet

#1
I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was standing in the queue at the till.

A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again, although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I’d been sitting in the road licking my private bits and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid moo..........why else would I buy dog food??

The above copied from elsewhere and not my work but thought it deserved reposting here.
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#3
It's funny I know, but how many times is this going to appear.
 
#4
Sorry chaps. Didn't see it had been posted already.

I'll close the door on my way out.
 
#5
at least he didnt say hed made it up or actually did it!
 

B_AND_T

MIA
Book Reviewer
#6
Fair point. This actually happened to 87 people that I know.
 
#7
First time I've seen it & it made me spit coffee over the keyboard................
 
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