The wifes night out

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by ugly, Nov 11, 2004.

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    > >Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.
    > >
    > >Your okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night.
    > >
    > >You hear her stumble into bed around 4.
    > >
    > >You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which
    > >she used last night. You are happy to see it all in one piece.
    > >But ....., Wait a minute ...

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  2. ROTFLMAO :D :D PMSL :oops:
  3. At least you've got the bastard's prints!!!! Time to ring 0891 private-eye!
  4. Knew I should have cleaned the car :D
  5. shes clearly got a bit of a gunt on her 8O
  6. Ventress

    Ventress LE Moderator

    She's left her jeans on..............belt marks! School boy error!
  7. Bit of a porker, int she?!
  8. One glaring flaw: No sexually-active people own Volvos..
  9. So that's why the Swede's are such miserable cnuts. :lol: