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The wifes night out


> >Your wife decides to go out with her friends drinking and dancing.
> >
> >Your okay with it, because you get to watch sports all night.
> >
> >You hear her stumble into bed around 4.
> >
> >You wake up next morning and go outside to the family Volvo, which
> >she used last night. You are happy to see it all in one piece.
> >But ....., Wait a minute ...

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