The Wife

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by toffeewrapper1, Aug 6, 2011.

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  1. My wife was in the bathroom for hours getting dressed to go out when finally she swung the door open and said "tell me honestly, am I too fat for this?"

    To which I replied "yes, but don't feel bad, it's quite a small bathroom.
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  2. So when do the casts come off?
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  3. Steak or frozen peas are the best for your two black eyes