The Wife

#1
My wife was in the bathroom for hours getting dressed to go out when finally she swung the door open and said "tell me honestly, am I too fat for this?"

To which I replied "yes, but don't feel bad, it's quite a small bathroom.
 
#2
So when do the casts come off?
 
#3
Steak or frozen peas are the best for your two black eyes
 

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