The Wife

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  1. Four guys and a woman are stuck in an elevator.
    While they are stuck, they strike up a conversation.

    The first guy says, "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E. , you know...
    ''Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.''

    The second guy says, "I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know...
    ''Double Income, No Kids Yet. "

    The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...
    ''Rich, Urban, Biker. "

    The fourth guy says, I am a D.I.L.D.O., you know...
    ''Double Income, Little Dog Owner.''

    They turn to the woman and ask her.
    ''What are you?''

    She replies: "I'm a WIFE, you know...
    Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.'