The Weight of Smut

#1
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http://www.firstthings.com/article/2010/05/the-weight-of-smut

following on from that masturbation article, a fab artical from the institution on religion and public life, apparantly because I saw a page 3 girl I'm going to be a sexual offender and engage in risky forms of sex, whatever that is. presumably having sex at the top of a steep hill without proper restraints!
anyhoo made me chuckle
 
#2
I thought it was an HSE warning about lifting suitcases full of grot mags out of skips.....last time I did it I didn't half rip my back.

If your bird does insist you throw away all your educational pamphlets (you homos) please decant them into lighter packages so us free minded, unchained wretchs can recover them from where you have furtively dump them down the tip
 
#4
It's funny, because I'm normally a bit lighter after perusing smut.


One 2008 study focused on undergraduate and graduate students ages 18 to 26 across the country found that more than two-thirds of men.............viewed pornography more than once a month.
Then a third are liars.
 
#5
thegimp said:
If your bird does insist you throw away all your educational pamphlets (you homos) please decant them into lighter packages so us free minded, unchained wretchs can recover them from where you have furtively dump them down the tip
If she does want you to bin your educational supplements show her this:

 
#6
My eyes were bleeding and my brain hurts after reading through all the stuff. I also don't know how I'll ever be able to look a normal person in the face again because, according to that, I'm a very disturbed individual and need help.

Oh well, in for a penny...

*thrap* *thrap*
 
#7
thegimp said:
I thought it was an HSE warning about lifting suitcases full of grot mags out of skips.....last time I did it I didn't half rip my back.

If your bird does insist you throw away all your educational pamphlets (you homos) please decant them into lighter packages so us free minded, unchained wretchs can recover them from where you have furtively dump them down the tip
Suitcase? Amateurs.

My big pre-marriage clear out (after 7 years of solo living) required four trips to the tip, and this with the back seats down in the car. It also necessitated the purchase of a second roll of black bin liners due to the embarassment-saving double bagging.

Mostly VHS tapes, but a disturbingly large number of CDRs and mags.

:oops:
 
#8
In the days before DVDs, memory sticks and even women at sea, I was once told that the weight of smut on the average warship was over a ton!
 
#9
Tax_Tw-t said:
Suitcase? Amateurs.

My big pre-marriage clear out (after 7 years of solo living) required four trips to the tip, and this with the back seats down in the car. It also necessitated the purchase of a second roll of black bin liners due to the embarassment-saving double bagging.

Mostly VHS tapes, but a disturbingly large number of CDRs and mags.

:oops:
You should've rung me you berk. I could have saved you all that trouble.

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
 
#10
Ancient_Mariner said:
In the days before DVDs, memory sticks and even women at sea, I was once told that the weight of smut on the average warship was over a ton!
What happens nowadays? It's a bit of a giveaway going to the bog with a laptop under your arm.
 
#12
Ancient_Mariner said:
In the days before DVDs, memory sticks and even women at sea, I was once told that the weight of smut on the average warship was over a ton!
Amateurs. I reckon we managed nearly that in a Spartan.
 
#13
My Brother in Law, in the RN, tells a great story of one of his matelots being caught on the head with a head-piece cunningly fashioned from coat hangers & bulldog clips. This enabled saild sailor to keep the grot in view & have both hands free...
 
#14
Ancient_Mariner said:
In the days before DVDs, memory sticks and even women at sea, I was once told that the weight of smut on the average warship was over a ton!
Hang on a minute...

...four times, say, 12...

...weight of a vhs tape = c.190g...

...carry the one...

...Yeah, I reckon I could've matched that!

Even when I moved over to t'Internet it didn't get much better, at one point I was spending over £30 a month on blank CD-Rs. 8O
 
#15
BarkingSpider said:
Tax_Tw-t said:
Suitcase? Amateurs.

My big pre-marriage clear out (after 7 years of solo living) required four trips to the tip, and this with the back seats down in the car. It also necessitated the purchase of a second roll of black bin liners due to the embarassment-saving double bagging.

Mostly VHS tapes, but a disturbingly large number of CDRs and mags.

:oops:
You should've rung me you berk. I could have saved you all that trouble.

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
Too true, after all, just think of all the episodes of "Over The Rainbow" you could have recorded on them... ;)
 
#16
Tax_Tw-t said:
BarkingSpider said:
Tax_Tw-t said:
Suitcase? Amateurs.

My big pre-marriage clear out (after 7 years of solo living) required four trips to the tip, and this with the back seats down in the car. It also necessitated the purchase of a second roll of black bin liners due to the embarassment-saving double bagging.

Mostly VHS tapes, but a disturbingly large number of CDRs and mags.

:oops:
You should've rung me you berk. I could have saved you all that trouble.

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
Too true, after all, just think of all the episodes of "Over The Rainbow" you could have recorded on them... ;)
I'm outraged. Have you never heard of Porn Buddies?

(YouTube) Coupling - Porn Buddies
 
#18
Markintime said:
The weight of smut?


I'll have a pound of porn please.


Who asked for an ounce of jelly babies?
As we are proud members of the EU (and most quality thrap rags originate from our EU brothers) I ask you to refer to pron weights in the metric

All though those in the trade use a Grumbleweight. this is the volume of educational pamphlets you could pick up with one hand, by the spine without loosing control.

Readers wives, razzle and fiesta carry a reduced Grumbleweight score as the fold out front covers reduced page friction making a glad handfull difficult to achieve
 
#19
BarkingSpider said:
Tax_Tw-t said:
BarkingSpider said:
Tax_Tw-t said:
Suitcase? Amateurs.

My big pre-marriage clear out (after 7 years of solo living) required four trips to the tip, and this with the back seats down in the car. It also necessitated the purchase of a second roll of black bin liners due to the embarassment-saving double bagging.

Mostly VHS tapes, but a disturbingly large number of CDRs and mags.

:oops:
You should've rung me you berk. I could have saved you all that trouble.

Reduce. Reuse. Recycle.
Too true, after all, just think of all the episodes of "Over The Rainbow" you could have recorded on them... ;)
I'm outraged. Have you never heard of Porn Buddies?

(YouTube) Coupling - Porn Buddies
Too true. I don't see why the bint is moaning about the fella keeping the smut he clears out for his mate though. :?
 
#20
I have foresworn all professionally produced porn. For me it will now be a diet of Is she filthy, with supplements from Guess her muff and Amateur Matures. No more nasty blonde pnematic bints with size 6 figures...readers' wives and girlfriends - often in the same picture if some of the mid 900s are to be treated as reliable evidence - for Cuddles.
 

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