The Wedding

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by allgone2ratsh1t, Apr 27, 2011.

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  1. Kate Middelton is talking to Her Maj: " Whats the secret to a long and happy marriage?"
    Her Maj replies" Wear a seatbelt and dont fuck me off!"
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  2. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. This should make it last.

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  4. Longlenny

    Longlenny War Hero Book Reviewer

    I heard that she had a choice of who to marry, Bill Wales or some serbo/croat. She decided she would rather have her pretty pink pussy pierced by the prick of a prussian prince than have her berry brown bum bruised and battered by the balls of a balkan brigand.
  5. hahahaha this is awesome ;)