The Wedding

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allgone2ratsh1t

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#1
Kate Middelton is talking to Her Maj: " Whats the secret to a long and happy marriage?"
Her Maj replies" Wear a seatbelt and dont fuck me off!"
 

Longlenny

War Hero
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#4
I heard that she had a choice of who to marry, Bill Wales or some serbo/croat. She decided she would rather have her pretty pink pussy pierced by the prick of a prussian prince than have her berry brown bum bruised and battered by the balls of a balkan brigand.
 

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