The new husband and wife retired to the honeymoon suite, the new husband went into the bathroom to take a shower. His wife called from the bedroom "Honey I have a question that I have been meaning to ask you for a while now but I'm a little shy". "Sweetheart there is no reason to be shy now we are married, what did you want to ask me?" She replied "Well I've always wanted to know what a penis is". "Just give me a moment and I'll be out and I will happily answer you question" he replied & splashed a little more after shave on and wrapped a towel around his waist and entered the bedroom with a beaming smile on his face. "What was your question honey"? he asked. Shyly he replied "Well I've always wanted to know what a penis is" With a flurish he pulled the towel of his body and proudly pointed to his member and said " This my darling is a penis". She look for a moment then said " OH! the same as a cock only SMALLER.