The Warrior Diet

#1
I'm on a diet at the moment what I term as The Warrior Diet. I think it's the perfect diet for soldiers or fighters or just gerally men (or women) of action.

The diet is simple and it reflects the diets of warriors of old such as vikings, knights and spartans. Basically the warrior diet requires that you under eat during the day and over eat at night. If you think about it, that's what warriors used to do. They didn't have breakfast and dinner when they were on the battlefield killing did they? No they'd do all their fighting and killing in the day ... perhaps grabbing a little snack when they could ... and then feast all night. That's what all men of action should do. I have the odd piece of fruit in the day and then have lots of high protein food at night ... sometimes I'll have 3 cooked chickens at night.

I recommend bits of fruit in the day (no more than 3 or 4 pieces spread out) and a huge multi course meal at night that mainly consist of protein foods like pork, beef and chicken etc etc. A lot of warriors used to eat a whole cooked pig, so this gives you an idea of how much food you should be consuming at night.
 
#2
What ever you can get out the bins from the alley at night then Chimpy. I'll try it every other diet fails.
 
#3
Have you considered eating the corpses of your enemies instead of chickens?

Plenty of protein, and you'll have the added satisfaction of knowing that you killed them yourself.
 
#5
Try belly button fluff - full of nutrients. Also ear wax and dried bogey! I heard that THEM do that!!! But you would know that with your old man being an ex SAS sniper from 'Nam...

And how do I eat more at night when I am asleep...? Also the cookhouse only serves at Breakfast, lunch and dinner so eating at night is again not an option.
 
#6
Eat Breakfast like a king
Eat Lunch like a prince
Eat Dinner like a pauper

...goes the age old (and medically proven) advice.

Even so, like Chimp's idea of pigging out and partying. Sounds like far more fun. :)
 
#8
There was a lot of booze involved the morning of Culloden and not so much of the black pudding me thinks!
 
#9
Chimpy. said:
and then feast all night. That's what all men of action should do. I have the odd piece of fruit in the day and then have lots of high protein food at night ... sometimes I'll have 3 cooked chickens at night.
Does this count?

 
#10
Wija72 said:
And how do I eat more at night when I am asleep...? Also the cookhouse only serves at Breakfast, lunch and dinner so eating at night is again not an option.
I meant when you arrive home in the evening after a day of battle. Typically the warrior would arrive home to his wife who would have the feast prepared. Or the warriors would head to the place of dining where the feast would be provided en masse and wine would be served and tales of honour and bloodshed would be shared. They would retire to bed on a belly full of food and wine ... prepared for the next day on the battlefield.
 
#11
the_matelot said:
Chimpy. said:
and then feast all night. That's what all men of action should do. I have the odd piece of fruit in the day and then have lots of high protein food at night ... sometimes I'll have 3 cooked chickens at night.
Does this count?

You've forgotten the side orders matelot
 
#13
Alot of the enemies of Rome ate like that and got constantly beaten by them
 
#14
The good thing about this diet is that KFC Bargain Buckets and lots of alcohol is acceptable at night because you are making up for what you didn't have in the day.
 
#17
Chimpy. said:
The good thing about this diet is that KFC Bargain Buckets and lots of alcohol is acceptable at night because you are making up for what you didn't have in the day.
Whilst were killing the enemy during the day could we go for a quick drive through McD's if the battles at a Lull, or is it strictly fruit only.
Going to give it a go tomorrow will instruct the wife on what to prepare.

Cheers Chimpy
 
#18
What about Subway?

What if there was a lull in the battle, you went to the nearest one, ordered a 12" sweet chicken terayaki roll and then kept it until that evening? They're made fresh on the premises so surely they'd keep until that evening?
 
#19
No, no, no, no, no! Right, the reason you can eat the amount you do at night is because you are not eating in the day. Going for a Maccy D's in the day would fcuk everything up. It's strictly bits of fruit. Little bits of carb foods in the day, then, at night, you head home for the feast.

If there is a lull in the battle you should be training or doing something else. Or, as the_matelot says, you can go to subway (or wherever) and get some food, however you MUST NOT eat it until the night.

Remember high prottein foods at night. Lots of meat. Prefferably red meat ... and ale or wine too. Water in the day and ale or wine at night. Forget all this fizzy drinks stuff cos its bad for you.
 
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