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The Wank Bank

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Jul 22, 2011.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Well mine is nearly empty.

    All I have left is an image of Sluggy covered in Marmite and BigBird eating a celery stick.

    I need some inspiration, go come on Arrse maidens, give us your lezzer experiences or a picture of your tits would do.

    Thanking you in advance.

    B&T
     
  2. My 2 next door neighbours, and a grease gun not much help to you, still never mind eh!
     
  3. That's not marmite.
     
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  4. Ravers

    Ravers LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    If all else fails try teasing one out while looking at yourself in a full length mirror.

    If you're as good looking as me, you'll spaff in no time at all.
     
  5. Thats true.

    By the way can you open the left hand curtain a bit more, so I can get a better view?
    That's your left as well. Cheers.
     
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  6. Thrap away my friend...don't forget to scream my name as you scale the heights of ecstasy


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  7. For some reason this is doing it for me?
     
  8. Don't bother with lezzers as they are invariably fleshy moonpigs with hygeine issues.

    Try googling "Images of a 52 year old man fucking a six year old boy" and see if that gets your juices frothing.
     
  9. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    I tried that and it sent me to your home page.
     
  10. You fucking PERVERT!!! Like that's EVER going to happen.....unless you fill the groove with crunchy peanut butter??
     
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  11. What??? fill your groove with peanut butter


    Is there enough peanut butter for the task and who will apply it.
     
  12. along with half the worlds coppers homing in on you..
     
  13. Buy the McCann book, I believe it has pictures.