"The Walt to end all Walts"

#1
Well have just finished Herrick 7 and was attached to a unit a great bunch of lads...during that time i met the biggest Walt you could imagine.i am sure the boys in the same unit i was with can back me up on this i mean the guy was a Platoon Sjt in a warzone and how the f**k he got posted out there is outrageous.Suggesting we make up contacts by firing few shots off and dropping a SALTA......fav saying was "cocksuckers" bit of his waffle to name a few......... M*I*T*C*H

1- " I am the fastest promoted infantry Sjt in the Army "
2- " I killed over 100 people since i joined "
3- " I have killed using all of the weapons in the army, even my own hands "
4- " I am a trained sniper"
5- " I lead strike ops in Sierra Leone to rescue Hostages "
6- " I completed juniors with two broken wrists "

A f**king lunatic and still serving today can you believe it.He was RTU`d ( lucky as was due a shoeing ) from Herrick in closing months and shamed himself.Been bust since but still in army and due on tour again......dont the army have a mental assessment team to weed out these walts.i will not rant on as even thou a Walt to end all walts he did damage the platoon with his abuse of power.
 
#4
1- " I am the fastest promoted infantry Sjt in the Army "
2- " I killed over 100 people since i joined "
3- " I have killed using all of the weapons in the army, even my own hands "
4- " I am a trained sniper"
5- " I lead strike ops in Sierra Leone to rescue Hostages "
6- " I completed juniors with two broken wrists "
Are you sure you weren't listening to me at the pub last Friday night ?

If you also heard:

7) I've shagged more women than you can shake a stick at.
.8) I was Princess Di's bodyguard before Trev. In fact I trained Trev.
9) My schlong is 10" with a semi-lob on.
10) I scaled Mt Everest dressed only in DMS, sunglasses, and a hard on.

Then it probably was me.
 
#6
i hope the muppet got filled in. :x sounds like a right fcuking mong.
 
#10
Are you saying he WAS a regular and is NOW a Terrier or that he is STILL a Regular?
 
#15
is his name Sgt Mlaaar?
becuase he souns like a mong!
 
#18
That's nothing looney, the SAS failed MY selection...
 
#19
Guys this bloke souds like an absolute w@nker, just for the record and to be able to compare 'w@nker ratings' - Who is Pte Golden??!
 
#20
Look in the Assapedia bit you loon.
 

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