The voices in my head.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Cat_Funt, Jan 9, 2006.

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  1. No I'm not talking about the voices which tell me to kill again or next doors Jack Russell who tells me to nail my k n o b to a tree and fillet the postman with plastic airline cutlery. I mean you lot . I have taken the liberty of pre-assigning some voices to user names and these are listed below , but who would you wan't to voice your part in my head? Or shall I just make you all sound like the cast of Eastenders?

    Voices So Far:
    Good/Bad CO : God from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"
    Lord Flash: Every Rik Mayall character ever, but mostly Alan B'stard
    BBC : Jennifer Saunders (as Edina Monsoon)
    Dale :Joanna Lumley (as Patsy Sloane)
    MDN : Nigel Mansell
    RTFQ: Charles Phillip Arthur George Mounbatten Windsor.
    Anya: Jane Horrocks (as Bubble)

    All your voices are in here, the Jack Russell says so.
  2. What the fcuk are you going on about.

    Im P1ssed so it could just be me. But are you typing random sh1te? If so... Result!
  3. whats wrong with hearing voices in your head?? :?

    honestly, people talk as if mental illness was a BAD thing. :cry:

    oi! your never lonely with schizophrenia. haha. :wink:
  4. When does the Christian Psychiatrist decide that you are not crazy?

    When you tell him that that the voice in your head belongs to JESUS :twisted:
  5. I'll play Cat...

    VEG - John Thaw
    RTFQ - Leslie Phillips
    DARTH - Edward Fox
    CUTAWAY - Ray Winston
    UGLY - Bernard Miles
    T6 - John Wayne
    NEO- Elmer Fudge
    BISCUITS AB - Michael Caine
  6. Filbert Fox - The Medic from Wild Geese.

    PTP - Tony Blair
  7. Herrenbloke- Vinny Jones
  8. LOL Pike...
  9. Pikey, thank heaven for that, thought you were gonna say Ross Kemp!
  10. Flashy- Alan Rickman (Snape)
    Biscuits- Gary Oldman (as Sid Vicious)
    Anya- Lulu
    Guru- Rowan Atkinson :twisted:
    Yank60- David Letterman
  11. Funny I had Yank60 down as the leader of The Good Ol' Boys from the Blues Brothers.
  12. TankiesYank - Jessica Rabbit...

    KGB Resident... Bela Lugosi
  13. No, no, no. Roxy Girl is Jessica Rabbit.
  14. OK.... how about Betty Boop then?
  15. No TankiesYank- Juliette Lewis