The Voice on my tv...I feel tainted...

#1
Mooching online, I heard a screeching, the likes of which I've never heard before....

Apparently it was the 'judges' on 'The Voice'.

As I appear to have lost the remote control, I tolerated 30 seconds before hitting 'off'...

Tom Jones...not the best, even in his highlight.

That bloke from The Script...dancing around like Billy No Mates

Jessie J...wigger worse than the wiggerest wigger Eminem

Will.I.Am...who can't even spell his own name...

Brings me to thinking about the damage done to 10 year old Demon...and my Saturday night options...

Best Saturday TV programme in history? I need to know...so I can fkin Google it and watch something that won't destroy a) my sanity and b) my faith in humankind..
 
#4
They did a film didn't they? Made me cry with laughter, might just have to google and see if I can find it. I love Tommy Cooper too, he's on my list. I can't believe the shite they put on tv as 'talent' nowadays, I feel I've turned into my gran!
 
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Davetheclown

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#6
failing that Babestation, whom I reported to BBC watchdog for flagrant miss selling no babes on there!
 
#7
Damn you padbrat. I misread your thread title as "The vICe on my TV". Thought you'd discovered a new porno channel on Freeview. Imagine my disappointment etc etc.
 
#8
hahaha A team!! LMAO!!! Build a tank out of a matchbox and can of beans..erm..back later...
 
#9
Damn you padbrat. I misread your thread title as "The vICe on my TV". Thought you'd discovered a new porno channel on Freeview. Imagine my disappointment etc etc.

Imagine mine!!
 
#10
Jim'll fix it, Rolf Harris cartoon time, Its a knockout.......agh ok perhaps not best choices.
 
#11
Kenny Everett. Mad as a box of frogs and twice as funny.

Comedians today? I would like to slowly garrotte the dribbling cunts!
 
#13
Monty Python. There will never be anything like it again.

Fawlty Towers was good.
 
#15
I can remember around 1992-93. Saturday early evening TV consisted of Baywatch, Gladiators, and Blind Date. Then it would be time to go out on the lash.
Rather have The fucking Voice.
 
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#17
Never mind. It'll soon be over - only to be followed by ballroom dancing, ice skating and ultimately... yet another series of The Voice ad infinitum et nauseum. Top tip: Turn the fucking box off and go down the pub.
 
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Davetheclown

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#18
will1am on the voice annoys me, but I remember that in 30 yrs when he becomes obscure he be known on hospital radio as Bill at 1 am,
 
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