The Vicar

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A crusty old man walks into the local church and says to the
secretary, "I would like to join this damn church."

The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?"

"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"

"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
church."

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the vicar's study to inform
him of her situation. The vicar agrees that the secretary does not have
to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the vicar asks the old geezer, "Sir,
what seems to be the problem here?"

"There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 200 million
in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of
some of this damn money."

"I see," said the vicar. "And is this bitch giving you any trouble?"
 

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