The very greatest lies of all time........

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Danny_Dravot, Jul 26, 2005.

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  1. What's the greatest lie of all time????????????

    my best mate's a gunner.......
  2. I'm in the Signals and i don't whinge.
  3. Er....WMD?
  4. I wont come up you

    I wont come in your mouth

    it wont hurt

    and finally, most important of all:

    "Of course I care"
  5. The British Army is the best in the world....

    We're getting BONEMAN next yr...
  6. Of course you can stay over night.

    Yes, that's my phone number (insert weird number concoction).

    Of course I love you.

    Of course I don't just sh*g you because I fancy your body.

    Of course I want to have strings attached.

    Ah well, good ol' days before Mr F. :D
  7. I'll pull it out if it hurts.
  8. The dog did it.

    I do not know the answer to that Sir, however, I shall get back to you.

    Your fanny does NOT look like a kebab.
  9. RTFQ


    All women do it
    No it doesn't smell funny
    Your sister's really let herself go since she became single
    RTFQ? Never heard of him darling.
  10. Of course your ARRSE doesn't look big!
  11. Yes I'll respect you in the morning.

    I am honestly interested in a committed monogamous relationship

    I'm not saying this because I'm drunk
  12. ......I've never done this sort of thing before............
  13. RTFQ


    Of course I don't mind, I'd love to just cuddle.
  14. Of course I don't mind that you have a minuscule c*ck and that wasn't hysterical laughter, but a coughing fit.

    Size does't matter.

    It depends on what you do with it. :twisted:
  15. Thank god for that! :)