Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Danny_Dravot, Jul 26, 2005.
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What's the greatest lie of all time????????????
my best mate's a gunner.......
I'm in the Signals and i don't whinge.
I wont come up you
I wont come in your mouth
it wont hurt
and finally, most important of all:
"Of course I care"
The British Army is the best in the world....
We're getting BONEMAN next yr...
Of course you can stay over night.
Yes, that's my phone number (insert weird number concoction).
Of course I love you.
Of course I don't just sh*g you because I fancy your body.
Of course I want to have strings attached.
Ah well, good ol' days before Mr F.
I'll pull it out if it hurts.
The dog did it.
I do not know the answer to that Sir, however, I shall get back to you.
Your fanny does NOT look like a kebab.
All women do it
No it doesn't smell funny
Your sister's really let herself go since she became single
RTFQ? Never heard of him darling.
Of course your ARRSE doesn't look big!
Yes I'll respect you in the morning.
I am honestly interested in a committed monogamous relationship
I'm not saying this because I'm drunk
......I've never done this sort of thing before............
Of course I don't mind, I'd love to just cuddle.
Of course I don't mind that you have a minuscule c*ck and that wasn't hysterical laughter, but a coughing fit.
Size does't matter.
It depends on what you do with it.
Thank god for that!
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