The very greatest lies of all time........

#1
What's the greatest lie of all time????????????

my best mate's a gunner.......
 
#5
The British Army is the best in the world....

We're getting BONEMAN next yr...
 
#6
Of course you can stay over night.

Yes, that's my phone number (insert weird number concoction).

Of course I love you.

Of course I don't just sh*g you because I fancy your body.

Of course I want to have strings attached.







Ah well, good ol' days before Mr F. :D
 
#8
The dog did it.

I do not know the answer to that Sir, however, I shall get back to you.

Your fanny does NOT look like a kebab.
 
#9
All women do it
No it doesn't smell funny
Your sister's really let herself go since she became single
RTFQ? Never heard of him darling.
 
#11
Yes I'll respect you in the morning.

I am honestly interested in a committed monogamous relationship

I'm not saying this because I'm drunk
 
#12
......I've never done this sort of thing before............
 
#14
Of course I don't mind that you have a minuscule c*ck and that wasn't hysterical laughter, but a coughing fit.

Size does't matter.

It depends on what you do with it. :twisted:
 
#16
What friend? The one with the large chest, small waist and blonde hair…I never noticed her
 
#19
Yes, dear, that's very interesting. Tell me more about your "adventures", you studly hunk, you. I'm fascinated by what you have to say.
 
#20
Nah, it's a bit sh1t out here sweetheart.... Alcohol? No they've banned that....Mostly just sit around in our corrimecs... Saving my pennies, oh yes....no, don't listen to johno, all the nurses moved out last year....of course I miss you....oh, thant's deano in the background....what? yes he does have quite a high pitched voice...
 

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