The VERY first thing you'd if you won the lottery.

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  1. Yes, we'd all buy a castle, a fleet of flash cars and yachts and so on if we'd won several million quid but if you checked your ticket the morning after the draw, what would be the absolutely FIRST thing you'd spend it on?

    Right now I reckon I'd go for a mixed grill........
  2. I'd buy a football club.

    Millwall to be precise.

    Then I would knock it down and build a fucking Tesco's on it
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  3. Remind myself to breathe again.
  4. I'd like a weekend in Filey because this money won't change my life and i'll still go to work and who needs a new car anyway. Filey is lovely this time of year.
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  5. Pros just day to day spending until you got the go ahead to spend then it would be round the Bently dealers and local marina.
  6. A nice big bottle of scotch, and a flash car with a driver, so I could hand in my resignation in style. A really pretty driver, but in a proper uniform, and acting like a proper driver. Then a mixed grill. And then, the entire first-class end of a flight to the UK( so the kids could travel in the front too). I could go on all night, there'd be no change left at the end.
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  7. A pair of 18-year-old, blonde prossies for the weekend.
  8. A suite at the Savoy and three hookers.

    Edited to add: and a couple of really, really nice bespoke suits.
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  9. in_the_cheapseats

    in_the_cheapseats LE Moderator

    Buy a boat - already got it picked out :)
  10. Wake up.
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  11. Or ....
  12. I've thought more on this. I'd buy a load of old harriers and give them to the yanks.
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  13. Divorce..... Did that come out loud?
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  14. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Secrecy!! :)
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  15. A hit on Peirs Morgan.
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