The value of an officer

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by General Ginge, Apr 9, 2013.

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  1. A 2LT was walking home from work one day, when he noticed a little boy sitting on the sidewalk.
    The little boy was playing with a pile of shit. Curious, the 2LT walked over to the little boy and asked him "Why are you playing with a pile of shit?" The little boy replied "I'm building an NCO". The 2LT, amused by this, ran back to the company to get his captain. Upon returning to the little boy, who was still playing with the pile of shit, the Captain asked "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy looked up at him and said " I'm building an NCO". The captain being equally amused insisted that they return and get the 1SG. When the three returned the little boy, still playing with his pile of shit, was asked by the 1SG "Son, what are you doing?" The little boy again replied "I'm building and NCO". "Why are you building an NCO?" asked the 1SG. The little boy paused and responded "Because I don't have enough shit to build an officer"
  2. What is a sidewalk?
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  3. sidewalk is a pavement
  4. WAH!
  5. What is a 1SG?
  6. First Sergeant
  7. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    Certainly had enough shit to post this!
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  8. I suggest the OP translates the joke into English then reposts
  9. not forgetting to add the obligatory hysterical canned laaarfter
  10. Liquidise yourself.
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  11. Always makes me laugh when someone posts a joke taking the piss out of officers, especially when their user name is "General" Ginge.
  12. A 'footpath' in this neck of the woods.