The useless b@stard missed....

#2
The driver of the car, an unemployed Labour supporter
Sounds familiar does it not?
 
#3
Mr_Deputy said:
Apparently the golf had to swerve to avoid bin men in their cart who were jeering at the Labour Party offcials, cart speeds off to get away and the Golf has to take eveasive action.

Honestly, sorry to sounda bit stereo-typical but if the bin men are slagging Labour off! Last bastion has gone!
One of the refuse collectors, a 40-year-old man who identified himself only as Dell, denied causing the crash and was totally unapologetic. "Half our jobs are gone left, right and centre in this city," he said.

Yep , Dell has had enough....
 
#4
I believe it was more like:

Mandy to flunky, "Get one of the party faithful numpty's to take out those protestors, they arent 'on message' about the PM"

Cue flunky grabbing one of the 'recently arrived into the country' "Go and clear that lot away. I don't care how you do it, just do it"

The numpty, coming from a place where dissent with the Govt is dealt with rather more robustly than here in the UK, decides to stage an unfortunate car accident, because any comeback to him would be 'racist'.

Alas for the numpty, the free pack of documents given to him (passport, social book, housing benefit, etc), didnt come with a driving test to match his free car.

Numpty's incompetence fails to take out the protestors, and deflects the media away from Brown, as he was about to make a speech that would have erased all memory of recent gaffes.

Yet another own goal for Labour.
 
#5
Something I read last week in one of the freebies on the underground. Said that binmen in Birmingham were on about £50.000 and the Council were getting taken to the cleaners by the equal opportunities people for a few hundred million. Probably why their jobs are going.

On a different note. Labour will probably spin it so that this incident will create: Real jobs for Real people. Fixing the bus shelter, repairing the car, investigating the circumstances etc.
 
#6
ringdoby said:
I believe it was more like:

Mandy to flunky, "Get one of the party faithful numpty's to take out those protestors, they arent 'on message' about the PM"
Not quite.

Mandy to flunky : Prepare yourself my brother in jihad. Your virgins await you in paradise.

All you have to do is drive at the one eyed crusader dog then press the cigarette lighter. FFS don't take your eyes off the road as you've never driven on the left before.
 

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#8
Chris1994 said:
Lol?

LOL?

Fookin LOL!?!?!?!?!!?!?

Jesus on a fookin space-hopper you dribbler! LOL????????

This ain't facebook son, try harder! :twisted:
 
#10
Ancient_Mariner said:
ringdoby said:
I believe it was more like:

Mandy to flunky, "Get one of the party faithful numpty's to take out those protestors, they arent 'on message' about the PM"
Not quite.

Mandy to flunky : Prepare yourself my brother in jihad. Your virgins await you in paradise.

All you have to do is drive at the one eyed crusader dog then press the cigarette lighter. FFS don't take your eyes off the road as you've never driven on the left before.
flunky is now moving in to a nice new council house aranged by mandy to keep him stum.
 
#12
I want to 'like' johnboyzzz post - where's the button?
 

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#13
Yeoman_dai said:
I want to 'like' johnboyzzz post - where's the button?
**Biped Likes this . . . :judge: **
 
#16
Biped said:
Chris1994 said:
Lol?

LOL?

Fookin LOL!?!?!?!?!!?!?

Jesus on a fookin space-hopper you dribbler! LOL????????

This ain't facebook son, try harder! :twisted:
I snorted a snot bubble laughing at that. :D
 
#18
I am the bobby that helped the bloke from the car after the accident, which occurred right in front of me (great). Looked around and saw the world's press in my face. I knew I should have booked the day off.
 
#19
marco_poloroid said:
I am the bobby that helped the bloke from the car after the accident, which occurred right in front of me (great). Looked around and saw the world's press in my face. I knew I should have booked the day off.
Fuckall to be proud about mate, unless you managed a couple of crafty kidney punches. :)
 

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