the mans an utter cad,Had an interesting one this weekend.
Youngish wealthy couple came to stay. Didn‘t get up until gone 12 every day. Rude to staff, probably doing a lot of cocaine.
Asked reception to book them a taxi to “go and see a lake”. When asked which lake they replied “I don’t give a ****, whichever is the best one.”
They were supposed to check out at 11 on the Sunday, but were still here at 3pm, having massively not got their shit together after another heavy night.
While they were hanging around, the receptionist (who happens to be my younger sister), walked in on them ******* in one of the lounges, over what was my father in law‘s desk.
Pretty good drills to be honest. Not sure I’d have the balls to smash a bird at 3pm in a public room of a hotel.