The Unriggable Vote

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by stickybomb, Apr 13, 2005.

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  1. Some kookie stuff on this site but they might be on to something here: Bible Believers Newsletter

    So here's the plan. You turn up on polling day, choose who you want to vote for and then p*ss on them. At the end of the day, a forensic team should be able to tot up the number of different 'unique genetic body odours' and hey presto, there's your tally and everyone feels better into the bargain!

    Except the polly. :D
  2. Brilliant, although I would not want to be the one to open the postal votes which have spent two weeks in transit from Iraq.
  3. Nobody said democracy was going to be easy!
  4. Only prob being the temptation to p*ss on the wrong candidate :)
  5. No, the only prob is the temptation to p*ss on all of them. Still, it would add a whole new meaning to "spoiled ballot". :twisted:
  6. Is there a way to register an emphatic vote :?