The United States is still a British Colony

Discussion in 'Multinational HQ' started by darbs, Sep 9, 2007.

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  1. to be honest why would we want it. From my sources (Top Gear) America is a shitehole and full of fat people.
     
  2. That's England surely?
     
  3. nah Scotlands the one your thinking of mate. England are the ones who won all the sports yesterday! 8)
     
  4. Wasn't that the Argies? I'm getting confused now.
     
  5. Can't the Americans claim squatters rights?
     
  6. Fair enough..... party at Lizzies when the cash hits the bank then? 8)

    oi, chimpy.... please send the cash to HM, sorry a cheque wont do, it'd probably bounce all the way back over the pond.... :lol:

    btw, you guys done gone and fitted a fire alarm to that big house in Washington yet? .... where was it? oh yes some place with White in the name... :roll:
     
  7. Well i reckon they owe us some money, back payed about 200 years!
     
  8. ..and they owe us tea and crumpets.
     
  9. The tea is in Boston - just claim the crumpet in compensation.. That'll do..
     
  10. Sounds good. However, the crumpets mustn't be of the cheaper American variety :p

    What i'm saying AMERICA, is: It's not what you've got, it's how you use it.
     
  11. Yer but we still got america lol
     
  12. Scotland's not full of fat people. Despite a diet of deep fried mars bars, they've got one of the lowest obesity rates in Europe. Thank god for heroin.