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THE UNIQUE GRAND CHRISTMAS ARRSE AND RUM RATION DRAW

OK I’ve entered.

I didn’t mind the maths questions but I thought the foreign language questions were harder this year.

The German ones were written in what seemed suspiciously similar to a Swiss dialect...
 
It's ok. I kept the book of log tables from O level maths. It helped...
TOA SOH CAH. Maybe I should have put this in the three word thing.
Isn't that lovely - Yule Tide Logs.

Yule.jpg
 
I managed, though only God knows how, to land the first prize of £100.

This year I shall be standing aside and cheering on......em, cheering on......um, never mind, alone again, naturally!

Good luck to those who enter.
 
Dibbed in. Thank you good co, thank you bad co, thank you auld-yin for this meagre chance of making my miserable existence a little more tolerable.
I will remember you all in my prayers tonight.
 
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