THE UNIQUE ARRSE CHRISTMAS DRAW 2019

May your tribe increase, may your camels walk the sands with ease, and may your concubines take you to the heights of passion. Greeting from the middle English socialist collective of retired grumpy old farts, coffin dodgers and pension leeches. The long overdue promotion to controller and supreme being of the most illustrious forums of Arrse Moderators will fire you to the heights of immortality, they will be praising your wisdom, insight, and all round fandabydozynes for century's to come, singers will laud your name and divorce judges will cite you as the co-respondent, bankers will tremble at your grasp of compound interest,, and accountants at double entry book keeping.
Your name and reputation will go down in the annuals of all things great and good ,as the man who broke the bank at Monty Carlo,....... ave a banana...Guv!
So we'll put you down as a 'no' then.
 

RigPig

War Hero
Where's the "bottom kissing" button when you need it?
Kissing bottoms is hard when you’re in the barrel.
Look at the other fawning going on to win some Amazon vouchers. Some people have no standards.

RP.
 

Auld-Yin

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Kissing bottoms is hard when you’re in the barrel.
Look at the other fawning going on to win some Amazon vouchers. Some people have no standards.

RP.
Thanks for your kind PM RP! :)
 

endure

GCM
May your tribe increase, may your camels walk the sands with ease, and may your concubines take you to the heights of passion. Greeting from the middle English socialist collective of retired grumpy old farts, coffin dodgers and pension leeches. The long overdue promotion to controller and supreme being of the most illustrious forums of Arrse Moderators will fire you to the heights of immortality, they will be praising your wisdom, insight, and all round fandabydozynes for century's to come, singers will laud your name and divorce judges will cite you as the co-respondent, bankers will tremble at your grasp of compound interest,, and accountants at double entry book keeping.
Your name and reputation will go down in the annuals of all things great and good ,as the man who broke the bank at Monty Carlo,....... ave a banana...Guv!

:lick:
 
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This is a free to enter competition which can be reached through Survey Monkey in the same place
We hear lots of stories about bitter and twisted, passed-over officers and Austrian Corporals, robbing banks and invading Poland, respectively.

Out of idle curiosity, what's the schtick with those passed-over for Moderatorship?
 

Auld-Yin

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We hear lots of stories about bitter and twisted, passed-over officers and Austrian Corporals, robbing banks and invading Poland, respectively.

Out of idle curiosity, what's the schtick with those passed-over for Moderatorship?
Personally I wouldn't know! :)

All I have to do is give away someone else's money once a year and get all these lovely posts saying what a wonderful chap I is. :meditate:
 
All I have to do is give away someone else's money once a year and get all these lovely posts saying what a wonderful chap I is.
Something else that only happens once a year.
 

Daxx

MIA
Book Reviewer
Book reviewers are winners all year round; free books and all you have to do is give your opinion of the book.
In that case, I'm a winner :)
 
Personally I wouldn't know! :)

All I have to do is give away someone else's money once a year and get all these lovely posts saying what a wonderful chap I is. :meditate:
Well, you did send me a book once, so I guess there's that. :thumleft:

Pity though, I was hoping for stories about subliminally turning Mods to the darker (yet) side of insanity ...
 
Book reviewers are winners all year round; free books and all you have to do is give your opinion of the book.


As I have about 6 books on the go, all requiring my undivided attention, do I qualify? list is as follows:-

The concise history of cod pieces. Edited by Graham Norton & Julian Clary.
Mary Millington's intimate secrets. forward by Andrew Windsor.
The complete list of crap MP's. compiled by Betty Coburg-saxa-Gotha.
The political situation of the 3rd Peruvian republic. Sleeve notes by Donald trump.
Jacob-Rees-mog, " My crazy life" As told to Ann Widicombe.
The glass eye compendium.. Summery by Gordon brown, sooty, and Ray Charles.
 

Auld-Yin

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As I have about 6 books on the go, all requiring my undivided attention, do I qualify? list is as follows:-

The concise history of cod pieces. Edited by Graham Norton & Julian Clary.
Mary Millington's intimate secrets. forward by Andrew Windsor.
The complete list of crap MP's. compiled by Betty Coburg-saxa-Gotha.
The political situation of the 3rd Peruvian republic. Sleeve notes by Donald trump.
Jacob-Rees-mog, " My crazy life" As told to Ann Widicombe.
The glass eye compendium.. Summery by Gordon brown, sooty, and Ray Charles.
With that research material, you will be a shoo-in to write the Fishul Arrse History, which must be due as we approach the third decade of Arrse in 2022.

@Good CO @Bad CO
 

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