The Ultimate X factor windup

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by brighton hippy, Sep 4, 2011.

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  1. having a daughter I am aware of this hideous programme thought of the best way to wreck it.
    take one preferably blond hair boy wearing a brown shirt and as many conspirators as you can get into the arena.
    tonight I'm going to sing something from cabaret .
    Tomorrow belongs to me
    think possibly only the small Irish one would get it.

  2. FFS pictures!
  3. the "small Irish one" gets it from every poof act that is auditioned, so unless you're George Clooney, I wouldn't bother.

    Why not go the whole hog, drape yourself in the Swastika and sing the Horst Wessel song? That would be brilliant.
  4. You`re making even less sense than usual. What drugs are you doing tonight Hippy?
  5. Do you think you can control them?