The Ultimate, Sensitive Squaddie.

#1
He does'nt sniff his fingers after frigging his girl.

He tells his Dad that he's been in a fight, when he comes home, face covered in blood after giving his girl a bit of tongue and she forgot to mention she was On. :lol:

He doesn't tell his mates that his Boss likes it Doggy style with her hat on, after he screwed her on detachment in Norway.

Any more?
 
#2
Farts but doesn't follow through.

Tells you if he's swamped the bed before you get in.

Flushes after pebbledashing or crimping out a line (after calling you to admire it of course!).

Wipes his bell end on a w@nk sock rather than your uniform.
 
#5
When he goes outside for a cigarette with a girl, doesn't come back in five minutes later claming he's shagged her up the arrse in the alleyway.
 
#6
He (or she to be politically correct) does things, get's away with them and then earns the LSGC - receiving it with a smile and a wink to the lads, as he walks away! :twisted:
 

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