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The Ultimate Posh Wank

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Father_Famine, Jan 4, 2013.

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  1. I thought this was going to ba about Helena Bonham Carter or HRH the Duchess of Cambridge.
     
  2. He said posh.
     
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  3. Did Tara palmer whats her name not give Prince William his first nosh?
     
  4. Like mother like daughter, like father like son.
     
  5. It could be worse, what if the donor was ex-BNP, think of Peter Sellars in Dr Strangelove...
     
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  6. Nice work. Only behind my backward home state and France by 13 years. The French transplanted a New Zealander ex-con, who had them remove it later because it freaked him out.
     
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  8. NOT recommended as a wank-hand donor (him not her):

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