The Ultimate Personality Test

#1
They said:
Beneath the fun of this test is some heavy-duty science. Built by a team of PhD's from Yale, Duke, and Northeastern, it accurately measures what many psychologists consider to be the central components, and fundamental dimensions of personality. Imagine if you knew how others really perceive you. Or how you could handle conflicts better. Wouldn't you like to know your greatest strengths and your biggest vulnerabilities — and how you can get more out of life? You can when you order the comprehensive Personality Report at the end of the test. The information could change your life!
Calypso said:
It takes a bit of time (and in MC's case, probably all day) but it's reasonably amusing!
http://web.tickle.com/personality/?sid=3&test=personality&from=text1&AID=7201404&PID=675083

Calypso, you're a Rock Star!

You crave attention, the limelight, and the fawning admiration of millions. You have lots of fans and friends, and you like knowing how much others appreciate you. On top of this, you're a go-getter and you really shine under pressure.

You believe in making a good impression and you have to love what you do, or else your performance slips.
Ladies - form an orderly line... :D
 
#3
That means that based on the standard measure of personality traits, you have a quiet determination and sharp mind — you're very focused and buckle down when it comes to work. You are the type of person one looks to in a crisis. While others may provide emotional support in a situation, your clear and logical thinking allows you to solve the problem at hand.

You may be firm, but your actions are generally fair. You believe in putting in the work and don't expect favors to get ahead. Additionally, you want objective feedback to determine your success. You are a careful thinker and get all the details before making any decisions. You don't jump to conclusions and stick with the facts provided. In other words, you're the go-to person for the real story, not the spin or gossip. While others may sometimes see you as stubborn, they begrudgingly respect your ethics and straightforward approach.


Yeah baby, the rock star part of you is all Beck. Women are enthralled by your seductive energy, a perfect mix of intrigue and poetry. You and Beck have got it all together because you're unafraid to say exactly what's on your mind, and let everyone in on your quirky point of view. Intellectual and sexy, you continually dodge conventional stereotypes with your eclectic personal style. But when you really break it down, it's just your great sense of humor and easygoing talent that makes the crowds go wild. Throw a fiesta, and inspire your inner Beck.

Your sexual personality is determined by your sexual persona (Omega), 4 sexual scales (Emotional/Physical, Look/Touch, Daring/Modest, Verbal/Non-verbal), and your libido score (10).

As an Omega, you are someone who feels sexy, looks sexy, and really knows the ropes when it comes to lovemaking. Your sex appeal is more overt than others and your sexual confidence and awareness are particularly high.


Who cares if she's married to Brad Pitt? Jennifer Aniston is meant for you! This warm, happy-go-lucky California girl always looks good, and her goofy sense of humor makes her approachable, too. With her friendly ways and comfortable style, she's got the appeal of a girl next door — or maybe an all-American sorority sister. Since you're into attractive, fun-loving women who enjoy being pampered and taken care of, that makes her just your speed. Sure, she may have a little attitude, but she is a big star. Her spontaneous nature and sexy looks make up for occasional holier-than-thou posing. And that endearing vulnerability she occasionally lets the world see completely melts your heart. Enjoy — not just anyone scores this special "friend."


Hehehehehe got a bit carried away
 
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#4
Here we are then:

chickenpunk, you're a Skydiver!

Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Skydiver which means you are a Seeker / Golden Your primary sub-type is defined by "Seeker" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Golden" characteristics.

That means you're open minded, extroverted, free-spirited, and independent. Chances are you're pretty liberal. You're like a magnet for love and affection. People adore you. And, thanks to that healthy dose of self-confidence, you're super-flexible.

How do we know all this? How do we know you're a great leader at work? Or that you're a self-starter and will always volunteer to take on a job? How could we have divined that you're an excellent communicator and tend to spread your enthusiasm to others?

Because while you were taking the test, you answered four different types of questions — questions that measured confidence, apprehension, willingness to take risks, and your focus on experience versus appearance — the primary traits that determine your personality. Based on your responses, we determined your personality type, Skydiver.

And that's just scratching the surface.
So there we go.
 
#5
Me too!

[/quote] RTFQ, you're a Skydiver!

You're open minded, extroverted, free-spirited, and independent. Chances are you're pretty liberal. You're like a magnet for love and affection. People adore you. And, thanks to that healthy dose of self-confidence, you're super-flexible.

Chances are, you're a great leader at work. You're also a self-starter and will always volunteer to take on a job. You're also an excellent communicator and tend to spread your enthusiasm to others.

And that's just scratching the surface!

this is weird because I am, in fact, a skidiver. Spooky.

I can't do the gay test though as my computer is homophobic. I can guess it will be under 10% though, unless that 3 yr stint as a "Lips" Malone the Bangkok Ladyboy counts against me...
It also says: RTFQ you're a mong with computers and can't even use Quote Tabs.
 
#7
Biscuits, you're an Observer!

That means you're one of the more kind-hearted people around. You are unusually intuitive, and you probably understand yourself, as well as others. That also means you're a good mediator — though you may prefer to spend more quiet time on your own than most.

Because of the self-knowledge you already possess, you are better equipped than many to steer your life in the right direction. Understanding more about the components of your personality will reveal unique information that even people like you might not realize. And the better you know yourself, the more confident you'll be making decisions that affect your life.

How do we know this about you? Because while taking the test, you answered questions that measure the basic traits that make up your personality. We scored your answers on different personality characteristics and discovered not only that you're an Observer, but where you stand on those proven scientific scales.
Total and utter bollocks.
 
#8
Dui-Lai, you're a Chosen One!

You're warm, giving, knowing, and patient. Chances are you're not afraid to actively pursue your goals and dreams. As if all that weren't enough, you pretty much set the standard for emotional health by being filled with positive feelings and energy.

You'd be a great person in an emergency and you always return phone calls. You're no fair-weather friend.

And that's just scratching the surface!
All right girls, form a queue please :twisted:
 
#9
Out of interest, did anyone get a bad review, like:

MDN, you're a Nonce!

You steal things from your mates (not small things like pets, cups or shed doors - important stuff like beer, girlfriends and porn). You've probably been in nick at least once and you would have been I/C Soap Dispensary. Your own mother still tries to smother you in your sleep and you admire Tony Blair for his honesty. You read the Daily Express.

You cried when Princess Diana bought it.

You leave pubes on the toilet seat when you visit friends and when your hosts leave the room you relentlessly pull their dog's tail so that it goes for one of the kids when they come back in. You are on at least three separate police lists and none of your relationships end without the intervention of a judge or casualty department.

You drink Diet Coke and skimmed milk. You nod sagely when Lorraine Kelly speaks on TV.
 
#12
you're an Observer!

This means you're one of the more kind-hearted people around. You are unusually intuitive, and you probably understand yourself, as well as others. That also means you're a good mediator — though you may prefer to spend more time on your own than most.

You are better equipped than many to steer your life in the right direction.

OK, so how come it keeps turning to shyte then? :lol: :D :) :( :cry:

Maybe should stop being drunk at the wheel :roll:
 
#14
F_C, you're a Politician!

Your personality is actually determined by two personality sub-types - your primary, or dominant sub-type, and your secondary sub-type. You are a Politician which means you are a Success / Golden Your primary sub-type is defined by "Success" characteristics and your secondary sub-type is defined by "Golden" characteristics.

That means you're forceful, innovative, and popular with the masses. Chances are you aggressively pursue your goals, and you enjoy impressing people. You've always been surrounded by friends and loved ones and have a natural sense of showmanship.

How do we know all this? How do we know that you're perfect for any work that requires personal interaction? How could we have divined that you would never say anything that offends anyone — at least to their face?

Because while you were taking the test, you answered four different types of questions — questions that measured confidence, apprehension, willingness to take risks, and your focus on experience versus appearance — the primary traits that determine your personality. Based on your responses, we determined your personality type, Politician.

Oh shit, I'm gonna have to go kill myself now, any ideas?
 
#15
"you're a Secret Agent!

You're a smart, shrewd loner. Chances are although you prefer solitude; you're a deeply caring person full of energy and ideas. On a personal level, you're sensitive. You may worry too much about how you compare to others, and your mood suffers under such intense personal scrutiny.

You like to eat lunch at your desk. You also have a critical eye that assures your final product is always top rate"


Another way of saying neurotic perfectionist LOL