The Ultimate Euphemism Thread

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Woody32, Apr 20, 2006.

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  1. This could either be a high flying thread of the century, or could go straight to the arrse hole, (I expect the latter!) however I thought that some arrsers may find the idea of using their minds to think of their own euphemisms appealing.

    I could just 'google it' if I wanted a list of euphemisms, however I want more than that. I want some original 'comedy-you-can't-write' euphemisms from the sharp end of arrse.
    I'll start off with one of my very own;

    'Lead the Lamma to the lift-shaft'
  2. msr

    msr LE

    My best friend is an 'accomplished off-shore yachtsman'.