The Ultimate British Sandwich

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#1
A clever cloggs arser has got in already (persec blown) with this effort;Hovis Utlimate British Sandwich
I left out the extras such as OMD 80 finger prints as I'm not sure they would understand!
 
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Pigshyt_Freeman:4418699 said:
You can't have an Ultimate British Sandwich with no bacon in it.
Wrong.

You are just so un PC for failing to take into account those who dont eat pork.

Youll be fed to the rabid leftie liberals and its your own fault.



Make mine a pork ham and bacon double decker.
 
#6
I think the ultimate British Sandwich would be being coated in bread and butter pudding mix and being trapped between Brian Blessed and Patrick moore
Could I swap that for being covered in lime marmalade and trapped between Lily Cole and the ginger one from Girls Aloud?
 
#8
Good proper bread.
strong Cheddar
A shallot
Butter
pepper

liberally butter both pieces of bread

Grate plenty (grate) of cheese on one slice.

cover surface of cheese with slices of shallot

pepper liberally and close, pressing down lightly.

cut to shape desired,

this sandwich should sting a bit and bring a tear to your eye.

You need a cup of tea to go with it.
 

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LE
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#9
Cup of tea?

I call poofter, real men use mugs!
 
#10
Good proper bread.
strong Cheddar
A shallot
Butter
pepper

liberally butter both pieces of bread

Grate plenty (grate) of cheese on one slice.

cover surface of cheese with slices of shallot

pepper liberally and close, pressing down lightly.

cut to shape desired,

this sandwich should sting a bit and bring a tear to your eye.

You need a cup of tea to go with it.
That's shallot!
 

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LE
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LE
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#13
And I call poofter for a shallot, use a proper onion! Just done corned beef and onion
Hopefully with a mug of PG!
Only squaddies would think Buttie bitchin is classed as cookery!
 
#15
A Great 'British' Sandwich,,,,

1 Oven Bottom Muffin

2 Medium Onions

2 Slices of Aberdeen Angus minute steaks

Piece of grated Strong Cheddar cheese

Salt/Pepper

Worcestershire sauce (Lee Perrin's)

Slice and lightly toast the oven bottom muffin (inside only)

Finely slice the onions in strips then sauté them in butter until soft

Flash fry the steak in oil 30s each side max

Place the steaks in the onions and season well

Allow the steak to absorb the onion juices

Place steaks on oven bottom muffin add onions and grated cheese and Worcestershire sauce, grill until the cheese has melted place the muffin lid on and squash down to fit in your mouth,,,
PS Add a lettuce leaf for health reasons,,,,

Delicious..
 

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#16
Nice although no manual work for me, sat surfing whilst I should be preparing for tomorrows job interview, another shinybum job. At least I'm out on site this weekend!
 
#17
Slice of bread and butter.

On one half of the slice place a slab of batter from some fried fish.

Add some chips

Fold bread over and eat.
 
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#19
And I call poofter for a shallot, use a proper onion! Just done corned beef and onion
Shallots are The Ghoorkali variant - eyewatering bringers of death.
 
#20
Good proper bread.
strong Cheddar
A shallot
Butter
pepper

liberally butter both pieces of bread

Grate plenty (grate) of cheese on one slice.

cover surface of cheese with slices of shallot

pepper liberally and close, pressing down lightly.

cut to shape desired,

this sandwich should sting a bit and bring a tear to your eye.

You need a cup of tea to go with it.

You missed out English Mustard on one half and Branston Pickle on the other.

Expats know that this is what is needed to make a proper taste of home sarnie.
 

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