The Ultimate British Sandwich

Discussion in 'Cookery' started by ugly, May 24, 2012.

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  1. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    A clever cloggs arser has got in already (persec blown) with this effort;Hovis Utlimate British Sandwich
    I left out the extras such as OMD 80 finger prints as I'm not sure they would understand!
  2. You can't have an Ultimate British Sandwich with no bacon in it.
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  3. Wrong.

    You are just so un PC for failing to take into account those who dont eat pork.

    Youll be fed to the rabid leftie liberals and its your own fault.

    Make mine a pork ham and bacon double decker.
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  4. Porridge_gun

    Porridge_gun LE Good Egg (charities)

    I think the ultimate British Sandwich would be being coated in bread and butter pudding mix and being trapped between Brian Blessed and Patrick moore
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  5. thats racist
  6. Could I swap that for being covered in lime marmalade and trapped between Lily Cole and the ginger one from Girls Aloud?
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  7. The ginger one from Girls Aloud needs sprinkling with quick lime.

    After I've assaulted her both physically and sexually.
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  8. Good proper bread.
    strong Cheddar
    A shallot

    liberally butter both pieces of bread

    Grate plenty (grate) of cheese on one slice.

    cover surface of cheese with slices of shallot

    pepper liberally and close, pressing down lightly.

    cut to shape desired,

    this sandwich should sting a bit and bring a tear to your eye.

    You need a cup of tea to go with it.
  9. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Cup of tea?

    I call poofter, real men use mugs!
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  10. That's shallot!
  11. And I call poofter for a shallot, use a proper onion! Just done corned beef and onion
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  12. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Is that Kosher?
  13. ugly

    ugly LE Moderator

    Hopefully with a mug of PG!
    Only squaddies would think Buttie bitchin is classed as cookery!
  14. No the coolbox has just about done the business on a bottle of Aspalls, it's bloody murder skimming walls in this weather!
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  15. A Great 'British' Sandwich,,,,

    1 Oven Bottom Muffin

    2 Medium Onions

    2 Slices of Aberdeen Angus minute steaks

    Piece of grated Strong Cheddar cheese


    Worcestershire sauce (Lee Perrin's)

    Slice and lightly toast the oven bottom muffin (inside only)

    Finely slice the onions in strips then sauté them in butter until soft

    Flash fry the steak in oil 30s each side max

    Place the steaks in the onions and season well

    Allow the steak to absorb the onion juices

    Place steaks on oven bottom muffin add onions and grated cheese and Worcestershire sauce, grill until the cheese has melted place the muffin lid on and squash down to fit in your mouth,,,
    PS Add a lettuce leaf for health reasons,,,,


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