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The ultimate blow job?

#3
It is her that has cancer you dickweed, how many men have you come across with breast cancer? Why is it so important that she has cancer anyway? Is that the real story? It has to be, it is mentioned six times in this article. Is it more important than the guy in the (-blow) suckhole? Dailywail for ya.
 
#4
Well of course it is.

Journos play top trumps with these stories and cancer victim loses boyfriend in bizarre death is only topped by child of cancer victim being killed by thug/ethnic.

The more bizarre the cause of death the higher the point score.
 
#6
It is her that has cancer you dickweed, how many men have you come across with breast cancer? Why is it so important that she has cancer anyway? Is that the real story? It has to be, it is mentioned six times in this article. Is it more important than the guy in the (-blow) suckhole? Dailywail for ya.
Is that aimed at me? If so, calm down cupcake. He cant buy chemo and shit wigs if hes dead, can he?
If it wasn't aimed at me, carry on.

Oh, and for the record, men CAN get Breast cancer. Unless of course you are King surgeon general with news to the contrary.......
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
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#12
Men can get breast cancer. I saw a documentary about it once.

Correct I've been tested for it

Word of warning if you ever do go for it
They draw the tissue out using a needle
The needle is about 10 inches long they stick it in between the breastbone and then pump it to draw the tissue up into it
I would imagine if you've got nice plump breasts it goes in gets the tissue and job done
If your a fat chested bloke with a lump then it feels like your being slowkly skewered
The nurse put her whole weight behind it to get it in and it fucking hurts

I never got the chance to find out if the ropey wigs came with an equally ropey porn tache as I got an all clear
 
#16
I had a cracking Blow Job last night. After me munching on her arse, leaving teeth marks and everything, she sucked my poll till I shot my load all over my pj's. Only when I woke up I realised it was a wet dream. Fantastic!

All the fun of the fair without the bed acrobatics, and no cuddling after either. Top banana.
 

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