Yes. Smothered in cheese, salad cream, mayonnaise, crispy-fried chicken bites and probably Maltesers as well. They're dieting for the holiday in Magaluf, innit?
It's still a bit gray up here, but in any case I'm looking at an afternoon of entertaining small children since it's the twins' birthday today. Now that I think about it, there's probably some mileage in an Easter joke linking twins with 'second coming'.
Those "flip flops" the one with the shorts is wearing were platform shoes last week.
Fair play though, sitting on that arrse must be like sitting on a big wobbly beanbag. Comfy!
Edited to add: I'm at work and it's a beautiful day as well, so Im looking at other hairy arsed sweaty squaddies that are as pissed off as me with being at work. Good Friday? Easter? I shit it! Fuck yer bible bashing Jesus worshipping shite holiday!
I was due to kick off two fucking months leave, starting with a few big bank holiday weekends.
That has now been knocked on the head by some spinless office dwelling cunts who forget its the manpower that make the money. FUCKING WEEVILS, no doubt sat out drinking pimms. FUCKING choke on it you worthless skin bags of shit, GET CANCER AND DIE SLOW
Company I'm currently doing some contracting for have closed doors for today, despite telling me I'll have access, so a planned day of sitting in a A/C'ed office setting up a server or three has turned into sitting at home with a nice cold glass of something while being paid contractor (IE exortionate) rates.