The twins that share a body

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  1. What in the living fcuk
  2. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    If you did get lucky, would it still count as a 3's-up?

  3. I've had worse.
  4. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Hmmm. The old classic "I got that minging last light, the tart i pulled had two heads when i woke up" could apply literally here.

    After some deliberation: Its a 3bagger if they both blow your legs up, but its only a 2ball for the arrse
  5. So have I - your missus is a howler.
  6. Better get to the pox doctor then. She'll give you a dose that'll make you wish you were born a girl.

  7. Can't be? Although their are four holes?
  8. They say two heads are better than one.
  9. And she say "i dont see the over head" well i noticed
  10. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    A genuine 3's-a-crowd would require 6.

  11. Still technically better then just one bird. One can suck your meat whilst the other licks your balls. Or a hoop dobe? A good thing?
  12. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Surely if one of them is inflating your man balloon, then the other would be to the side and would have a bit of difficulty licking your hoop?

    Might require a bit of inventive positioning.
  13. Fugly

    Fugly LE DirtyBAT

    Also, if the right head chews your hampton, and the left one does the w@nking, thats double points as they apparantly get one hand each!
  14. Just imagine if saddam was like them,when they hung him he would be like the toys they used to have called clackers