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The twins that share a body

#4
I've had worse.
 

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DirtyBAT
#5
Hmmm. The old classic "I got that minging last light, the tart i pulled had two heads when i woke up" could apply literally here.

After some deliberation: Its a 3bagger if they both blow your legs up, but its only a 2ball for the arrse
 
#7
Better get to the pox doctor then. She'll give you a dose that'll make you wish you were born a girl.
 

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DirtyBAT
#13
Surely if one of them is inflating your man balloon, then the other would be to the side and would have a bit of difficulty licking your hoop?

Might require a bit of inventive positioning.
 

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DirtyBAT
#14
Also, if the right head chews your hampton, and the left one does the w@nking, thats double points as they apparantly get one hand each!
 
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