SERIOUS ENQUIRIES ONLY:
A friend of mine has two tickets for the Champions League Final. They are box seats, and include travel and hotel accommodation. She didn't realize when she bought the tickets that this is the same day as her wedding - so she can't go. If you're interested and want to go instead of her: It's at St James's Church in Bootle at 3pm. His name is John. He will be the one at the altar in the suit.
I hate to point out the obvious, but the ability to say "IT'S TODAY!!!" has finally come around. I've been supporting our glorious Red Men for 40 years, and I can't remember being this excited and nervous about a game. I feel like I did as a little kid on Christmas Eve.
Best of luck to Jürgen and his boys today. Whatever happens, they've done us proud and will always be Liverpool men.